Monday, January 26, 2009

K.K.K.

Another story by Gabe.
Does this not sound like something from Revelation? Pretty specific too.

Once upon a time there was a man, Kay Kay Kay. K.K.K. went to sleep, and when he woke up, he saw a huge dinosaur. The dinosaur bit him, and swallowed him, and then spit him out!

The End.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

A man in the water

Gabe says:

"Once upon a time, there was a man who tumbled across the street and was hit by a truck. The man got up, took off all his clothes, and RAN into the water."

Friday, January 9, 2009

Visionary

A vision recounted by Gabe:

I went over to a big tree. I looked up in the tree and saw a big black bird. I closed my eyes and looked deep into the bird...... and it was GOLDEN BROWN.

Then I opened my eyes, turned, and ran away!

Ms. Scart and Mr. Poke

This story was written and told by Gabe.
(Edited by his father).

Once up on a time there was a lady named Scart. Ms. Scart was a tank driver. She was accompanied by a man named Poke. Mr. Poke was a Flap Pusher. He pushed flaps. (as you will see, this occupation while rarely recognized will come in handy for the efforts of Ms. Scart and Mr. Poke).

Now Ms. Scart and Mr. Poke were on a journey to Missouri (from where, we do not know). Upon arrival, they stopped at the local grocery to purchase items for their picnic in the park.

At the park, who should they meet, but a ferocious LION! They were understandably alarmed. But Mr. Poke, courageously jumped into the tank and got to work on his computer. Mr. Poke programmed his computer to push open the flaps on the tank, which frightened the lion so, that he ran away.

The End.

(epilogue by Gabe's father)
Mr. Poke and Ms. Scart enjoyed their picnic in the park that day and lived happily ever after.

Birds and Wild Animals

Gabe is my 2 year old nephew. He likes to listen to Bible stories. He was listening to David and Goliath the other day. Things sink in for him. He really tends to grasp the meanings of these Biblical truths at an early age, as is displayed by his actions. One day this week, while eating lunch, He rises from the table with cranberry sauce smeared all over his mouth. He runs to the window and addresses a group of kids. These are his exact words, (yelling), "COME OVER HERE AND I'LL FEED YOUR FLESH TO THE BIRDS AND WILD ANIMALS!"